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Post by mh on Oct 15, 2024 23:04:45 GMT -6
the middle finger kid yelled, "hey ... let us in! our parents dropped us off at the movies. and we wanna go home ... you have to help us! let us use your ... speaking telegraph ... or uh, teletype?"
"that's when i noticed they were wearing old timey clothes. who's the president?!" i asked.
"woodrow wilson?" the middle finger kid answered.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 16, 2024 21:33:40 GMT -6
"We all paused for a second aafter the fat black eyed kid said that," MH says. "Then someone finally broke the silence.
'Do you think they're ghosts?' August asked.
"So I looked out the peephole again at the three black eyed kids. Suddenly, a pizza guy walked by.
"'Suppertime!' the fat black eyed kid exclaimed.
"The pizza guy screamed, dropped his pizza and ran. The three black eyed kids ignored the pizza and ran after him.
"'No, they aren't ghosts,' MH said before describing what he saw.
"'I guess we need to rescue the pizza guy," Babu said, getting up.
"'Why?' Wilscorto asked.
"'Because we're superheroes. It's kind of what we do, 'MH said.
"'I became a superhero for the action figure and video game deals, Wiscorto said. 'And our figures keep winding up at Ollie's! Why should I go out there?'
"Because those boxes with your action figures say 'Wiscorto, Vampire Hunter', you big fat phony,' Thatdamnedbastard snapped."
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Post by mh on Oct 16, 2024 22:21:05 GMT -6
"reachchimp optioned to say and protect the interns, and the rest of us raced outside." said mh.
"they were snarling and chasing the pizza guy around his car. he yelled, "hey cut it out! if you rip this uniform it comes out of my pay!"
"i managed to grab the fat kid and toss him over a hedge. his glasses flew off and he yelled, "my spectacles!"
the little girl snarled and ran at me, and i close-lined her!" says babu.
"the pizza kid jumped in his car and drove off and we quickly ran back to the hotel room," says mh. "oh, and wilscorto rescued the pizzas. they were delicious! august had three pieces!"
the new interns continued to glare.
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Post by mh on Oct 16, 2024 22:44:35 GMT -6
"mh, you forgot the most important part!" says babu.
"oh yeah," says mh, "the third kid snapped onto my arm like a pit bull! thatdamnedbastard was able to yank him free and hurl him away. the interns, prepared as usual, had a first aid kit and brenda bandaged me up."
"mh, this looks pretty bad,"she said. "oh, i'm okay i told her. "uhhh, mh? why are your eyes turning black?" she asked.
"and i could see the black eyed children staring thru the window," says babu.
"ghaaa!!! these scary steries are gonna made me went crazy!" cries super-jesse.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 17, 2024 6:29:52 GMT -6
"'Hold his arm," Wilscorto said, holding up a syringe.
"'Brenda and August held MH's arm still as the self-proclaimed vampire hunter injected him.
"'Is it a cure?" MH asked weakly.
"'I wish,' Wilscorto laughed ruefully. 'It just holds off the transformation.' He pulled off his shades to reveal coal black eyes. 'I have to take this shit every day.'"
"AAAAgh! Too scary! Too scary!" exclaims Super Jesse.
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Post by mh on Oct 17, 2024 22:38:39 GMT -6
"wilscorto gave me a cool looking pair of biden type aviator sunglasses and i quickly donned them." said mh. "as not to look like a freak in front of the interns! i told wilscorto, "... the nose piece pinches."
wilscorto shrugged and said, "you get used to it."
"then i clicked on the teevee to give us a distraction," says babu, "and what should be on but ..."
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 18, 2024 16:14:36 GMT -6
"yeesh, I think I had that same I had that same denim jacket in the 80s,' said Babu Baboon.
'But in real life, if you wear your sunglasses at night, everyone thinks you're a total douche,' MH moaned. 'What am I gonna do?!!'
'Hey, I wear sunglasses at night!' Wilscorto said defensively. An awkward silence followed.
'I tell you what we're going to do,' Babu said. 'We're gonna get Kenny and Buddy here. Those two became experts in microbiology just so they could home brew their own malt liquor. They should have no problem turning Wilscorto's formula into a permanent cure. Maybe we could even use it on those kids.'
None for me,' Wilscorto said. 'I don't want to lose my daywalker powers.'
'My mauser and bundai dagger are all the powers I need," MH said proudly.
'That and your regenerative powers for whenever you get your ass handed to you,' Thatdamnedbastard said.
'Shut up!' MH exclaimed."
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Post by mh on Oct 19, 2024 22:09:49 GMT -6
wilscorto said, "it's really up to you," said mh. "but i'd love to have you as a partner."
"i looked down at my clothes, "said mh. and i cried, "omg! my outfit is ghastly! i need some breeches! shoes with buttons! a pinafore ... some lace hankies!"
"it's okay mh!" wilscorto said to me. "the clothes thing will pass in a while. however, i would not say no to a pinafore."
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 22, 2024 18:54:55 GMT -6
"'If you could go for a pinafore, then why do you dress like Blade?' MH asked. 'Shouldn't you be dressed like a fancy lad?'
'Because I'm a daywalker, not a full blown vampire,' Wilscorto. 'So I can fight the urge to put on a pinafore and wear a cool leather trench coat instead.'
'I hope this stuff kicks in soon, because I've got a sudden urge to redo my whole look.'
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Post by mh on Oct 23, 2024 23:09:12 GMT -6
"the original m.a. interns cut up a pillowcase and made me a pinafore!" says mh.
"yes it was hideous!" exclaims babu. "mh looked in the mirror and yelled, "lookin' sharp -- lookin' sweet!"
"it was all too much, i'd about had it." said babu. "i went in the bathroom to splash some water on my face, and suddenly the head of the smallest dark eyed brat shot up out of the toilet! guess who! he yelled. i cried, ghaaaa!!!!"
"ghaaaa!!!!" yelled super-jesse.
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Post by mh on Oct 23, 2024 23:15:33 GMT -6
"luckily, thatdamnedbastard ran in, jerked him out of the shitter, and wrapped him in gorilla tape!" said babu.
"let me go you candy butts!" screams the kid. "you bunch of so and so's!!" 
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 24, 2024 13:21:09 GMT -6
"That gorilla tape was some awesome stuff," Babu says. "It's the same thing we used to use on Jesse when he used to have one of his tantrums."
SuperJesse folds his arms and pouts. "Hmmph!"
"There was no way that sucker was getting loose," MH adds. "So now we had a prisoner. And what do you do with a prisoner?"
"Pomp him for info!" Dakota says enthusiastically.
"Right!" MH says. "unfortunately, we weren't having much luck. Try as we might, we couldn't seem to intimidate the little turd into giving up where his pals were holed up.
"Finally, Thatdamnedbastard's eyes lit up and he said, 'We're going about this all wrong!'
'How so?' Babu asked.
'He's a kid. We need to use kid tortures.' He walked up to the little blood sucker, stuck his finger in his mouth, getting it good and wet, and stuck it in his ear.
'AAgh!! Not the wet willy! I'll talk! I'll talk!' the black eyed kid screeched.'"
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Post by mh on Oct 24, 2024 23:24:52 GMT -6
"i was about to give him an red belly. or a pinch!" says mh. but defeated the kid said, "there's an old well north of the hotel. that's where we hide out. you dumb headed bunch of girls!"
"then thatdamnedbastard gave him an indian burn and he passed out." said mh. "i hope you got a lot more gorilla tape," i said to thatdamnedbastard. "you have no idea!" he replied.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 25, 2024 18:00:38 GMT -6
"When we got to that well, we couldn't agree on which one of us was going down to check things out," MH says. "We quickly realized it was everybody or nobody.
"'The good thing is, it's daytime so they'll all be asleep,' Wilscorto said.
"We tied off a rope and climbed down into the well one by one. When we got to the bottom, we were more than dismayed.
At the bottom of the well was a heavy looking oak door. 'Old well my ass!' I cursed.
"'Good thing I'm pretty handy with a lock pick,' Reachchimp said.
"'Yeah,good thing,' Thatdamnedbastard said. His expression said what we were all thinking. What the hell was wating for us on the other side of that door?"
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Post by mh on Oct 25, 2024 22:56:21 GMT -6
"that damnedbastard started, "wait, maybe we should ..." but reachchimp had already opened the door." said babu.
"anyway, as he did, wilscorto shot a pic from his phone he was using for light ... and this is what we saw. oh, did i mention it was halloween?"
on their giant flat-screen the picture from the well come up.
"hey, where'd super-jesse go?" asked skye.
they could see his feet under the table, and peeking under she says, "you okay jesse? ... hey! he's got a platter of cheese burgers under there!"
"jesse's insidetheweb cheese-burger party makes black-eyed children go away!" yells super-jesse.
"i'm freaked out too -- wait up!" says skye, and with that she grabs a box of merlot and rolls under the table.
"wait for us!" cries kenny and buddy.
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