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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 26, 2024 11:40:48 GMT -6
"The Monkey Alliance members started bobbing and weaving as the masked black eyed kids leapt at us. "There are so many of them!" Reachchimp exclaimed.
I'm on it!" Thatdamnedbastard said. He reached into his duffelbag and Thatdamnedbastard started to weave a web of gorilla tape.
One by one, the black eyed children found themselves caught in the web. "Nanny's not gonna like this," one of them said.
"Nanny?" Babu said.
Suddenly, there was the booming sound of footsteps. They were coming from the hallway behind the door.
"Shit. Why do I think that's Nanny?" MH said.
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Post by mh on Oct 27, 2024 0:01:12 GMT -6
"a large shadow emerged , but then this lovely creature appeared." said mh, and her image came up on the flat screen, complements of wilscorto's phone.
"she's beautiful!" exclaims doc quantum.
she said, "hello gentlemen! the children have had enough rough-house for today. time for beddy bye." said mh.
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Post by mh on Oct 27, 2024 0:12:41 GMT -6
"thatdamedbastard, per usual, was not convinced!" says mh.
"that damnedbastard said, "listen, yer hot and all, but something ain't right here."
"aren't ye sweet," said nanny, stroking his cheek. the his eyes went gray and he fell flat.
"now let loosed me children!" she cried, glaring at babu, as her face changed.
and the pic came up on the flatscreen.
"alright! i'd done! i cain't take no more!" screams beer can superman, and he runs out the door, and out thru the night.
"come back beer can superman!" cries mh.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 28, 2024 18:57:44 GMT -6
"Damn. And that was the first time we've seen him since he ran off with that trannie," Skye says.
"Shhh..." Dakota says. "He still doesn't know..."
"But didn't they get married and adopt three Chinese babies?" Skye says, wrinkling her nose in confusion.
"Well, yeah..." Dakota says.
"Someone had better call Stav and let her know he's on the run again." MH says...the last time he was like this, she had to lure him off a roof with a case of Kenny's prized homebrew."
"Get back to the story!" SuperJesse demands.
"I thought you were scared," MH says.
"I'm in my safe space now," SuperJesse replies.
"OK, so Nanny was motioning at us threateningly, as if she were going to put the same hoodoo on us," MH says.
"Not so fast, bee-yotch," Babu says, grabbing the non-sticky side of the web of gorilla tape. "One swift tug with my super-baboon strength and some baby bloodsucker heads are going to pop clean off."
"Don't you dare!" Nanny hissess.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 30, 2024 23:22:31 GMT -6
"You turkeyheads!" Jesse suddenly interrupts.
"What?" MH says.
"Beer-Can Superman didn't run off with no trannie! It was his sidekick, Leroy the American Boy! They ran off together in his El Camino!" See The Monkey Alliance Valentines Day Holiday Special
"Now I remember," Dakotah said. "Boy was Fantomah pissed at Beer can Superman"
"Anyhoo," MH continued, "Babu and Nanny were at a stand-off. You could cut the tension with a knife.
'Let my babies go!' Nanny hissed.
'Revive our friend!' Babu demanded.
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