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Post by Babu Baboon on Apr 25, 2014 5:57:28 GMT -6
"There's only one reason you'd come in here trying to brag about what you did to the last version of the Monkey Alliance," Dakota says. "You're planning on trying it with the new bunch! Villains can't resist revealing details of their plans!"
"Okay, you got me!" Dr. Acula says.
"And you'd better tell us what that is!"
"But.... but that's what I was doing," Acula says.
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Post by mh on Apr 29, 2014 21:38:47 GMT -6
"okay, keep talking!" says gilda, and throws another bucket of water on him.
"Ghhhk!" cries acula. "is this what water boarding is like? I need some more hot tea."
"then will you talk?" asks gilda.
"yes!" cries acula. "i never STOPPED talking until you came in, bubble butt!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on May 12, 2014 15:18:14 GMT -6
"So the Slamoi monster and hatched the perfect plan for the Monkey Alliance's destruction," says Dr. Acula.
"But they stopped you, right?" Dakota says.
"Ha! THey wish!" Acula says. "We guided the meteorite by remote control with a satelite bearing the innocuous logo, 'AsiaCo.' Before they knew it, they were struck by the meteorite in an explosion that ripped the very fabric of time and space!"
The interns let out a gasp.
"Sadly, Babu Baboon and MH were thrown clear," Acula says. "But the rest of the Monkey Alliance was scattered across the multiverse. Super Jesse recently found his way back. Upon finding himself lost, Desk-Boy returned to Hell. So he eventually found his way back to this universe as well."
Well, you won't get away with it again," Dakota says. "We'll warn the Monkey Alliance this time."
"Ha, you're to late, silly girl!" Acula laughs. "The meteorite is already on it's way! And this time it will take the entire city of Justice!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on May 12, 2014 15:18:57 GMT -6
"So the Slamoi monster and I hatched the perfect plan for the Monkey Alliance's destruction," says Dr. Acula.
"But they stopped you, right?" Dakota says.
"Ha! THey wish!" Acula says. "We guided the meteorite by remote control with a satelite bearing the innocuous logo, 'AsiaCo.' Before they knew it, they were struck by the meteorite in an explosion that ripped the very fabric of time and space!"
The interns let out a gasp.
"Sadly, Babu Baboon and MH were thrown clear," Acula says. "But the rest of the Monkey Alliance was scattered across the multiverse. Super Jesse recently found his way back. Upon finding himself lost, Desk-Boy returned to Hell. So he eventually found his way back to this universe as well."
Well, you won't get away with it again," Dakota says. "We'll warn the Monkey Alliance this time."
"Ha, you're to late, silly girl!" Acula laughs. "The meteorite is already on it's way! And this time it will take the entire city of Justice!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on May 20, 2014 18:47:08 GMT -6
Dakota makes a hasty call to Babu Baboon. He is sitting with the other Monkey Alliance members having one of their post-mission celebrations at Dennys.
Dakota quickly fills Babu in on what's happening. "Great Caesar's ghost!" Babu exclaims. "Acula nearly destroyed us the last time he did that. Don't worry, Dakota. We're on it."
Babu throws down some cash and says, "Guy's, we need to make like a baby and head out."
"But I just got my banana nut pancakes!" MH says.
"To blazes with your banana nut pancakes!" Babu exclaims. "Dr. Acula and the Slamoi Monster are sending another giant Kryptonite meteor to take us out!"
"Sweet Hannah Montana!" MH exclaims, jumping up. "Not again!"
Babu, MH, Doc Quantum, Drivtaan, and Super Jesse jump up quickly. Hairbutt takes longer because he barely squeezed in the booth to begin with.
"Okay, I warned them. So your plan is about to be...." Dakota starts. She lets out a gasp when she sees the empty chair with ropes laying on the floor, still tied.
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Post by mh on May 28, 2014 17:21:16 GMT -6
"by oden's beard!" cries dr. acula wandering about the old monkey-house, "getting in here was simple enough -- but where is the exit? so many hallways & rooms! that sign says 'petting zoo'!! ye gods! how did they ever afford this place?!"
tripping a lever, acula stumbles into 'the janitor's closet'. "a fountain?" exclaims acula. and opening the mini fridge, "i'm dying of thirst! what is this? a forty? what the heck ... there are dozens of them! oh well ..." and he cracks one and begins to drink. |
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Post by Babu Baboon on May 31, 2014 11:48:39 GMT -6
Dr Acula leans back in an easy chair and cracks open the 40. "To victory!" he says, holding it up.
"Ah yes, my plan should be coming to fruition any time now. I just need to remember to become intangible so I can watch Justice City explode around me."
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Post by mh on Jun 4, 2014 22:48:54 GMT -6
the monkey alliance stop at the 'mall of justice', to check on the meteor's progress, and to drop off an ill mh.
"drivaan, use yer super-speed to get to dakota and sandee," says babu. "as the third fastest monkey alliance member, after super-jesse, i'll go too after i get some intel."
gasping, mh says, "i had too many pancakes."
"you know pancakes don't agree with clones!" chastises babu. "from now on, stick to meaty maGee's pure pork pancakes."
just as drivaan leaves, a figure walks in.
"old gregg!" cries doc quantum.
"i got bored waiting for you fellas, so i did some water colors. i used some of your paints, i hope you don't mind." says old gregg.
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Post by mh on Jun 4, 2014 23:00:42 GMT -6
"we're pretty busy," says babu, "what is it you want?"
"well, the planet's about to get destroyed! ain't it mother lickers!" exclaims gregg.
"what?" replies babu.
"yeah," says gregg, pointing to the sky. "this acula fella has sent a groovy meteor your way, but what he don't know is that this one has a nucleus of black hole matter that will emplode the earth and all the surrounding solar system."
"my g-d!" exclaims mh.
just then gil walks in. "babu, steve has found a way to track the meteor ... oh shoot."
"hello gil," says greg with a big smile.
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Post by mh on Jun 4, 2014 23:16:15 GMT -6
"oh uh," hello gregory, "how are you?" asks gil, trying to sound casual.
"i been better," says greg. "the planet's about to get destroyed, and howard moon has jilted me. he's hiding out with vince noir in dean lerner's luxury 5 million quid penthouse apartment in london's glittering east end. and he knows old gregg doesn't like heights."
"uh, good to know," says gil.
"so did you miss gregory?" asks old gregg.
"we don't have time for this!" exclaims babu. "old gregg, you seem to have some kind of inside information, what can we do about the meteor?"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jun 8, 2014 9:18:14 GMT -6
"Maybe I know how to stop the meteor and maybe I don't, my fuzzy little man peach," Old Gregg says, taking a place on the couch in the headquarters next to Gil.
"We don't have time for this," Babu Baboon says. "Super Jesse's the only one powerful enough to knock out the meteor, but it's kryptonite, so it would kill him."
"The Council of Shaman could stop the meteor," Old Gregg says. "Them's the ones you want to talk to. "
"We met a couple of them when we took on C'thulhu," Babu muses.
"Why don't yougo talk to them?" Old Gregg says, snuggling up to Gil. "Me and Gil here will catch up on old times."
Gil lets out a terrified squeak.
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Post by mh on Jun 9, 2014 21:37:00 GMT -6
"just then, dennis, the leader of the council of shamen, leaps thru a portal, and with him is kirk
"greetings babu!" says dennis. "my old friend."
they perform the warrior left hand shake to keep their sword hands free.
"i had to behead someone in your food court, "says dennis.
"what?!" exclaims babu.
"do not worry says dennis, "it was a movie poster for a film called 'machete 2'! hah! when i turned and saw him, i thought it was a challenge to swordplay! that is after all, the way of things."
"no it isn't!" exclaims babu, "it's not the way of things! you shaman have been out of the public for far too long."
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Post by mh on Jun 9, 2014 22:55:45 GMT -6
seconds later, saboo lands the magic carpet by them and jumps off.
"ah, saboo, good!" exclaims dennis, "there is no time to lose. I need you to go to the old monkeyhouse, but first pick up tony harrison ..."
"dammit!" exclaims saboo.
"you will pick him up at his wife's craft shop, "says dennis, "tony tells me she does yoga."
"let me take kirk!" exclaims saboo, "i don't need that worthless git along!"
"tony harrison has a gift for strategy, "says dennis, "he is a unique thinker."
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jun 24, 2014 15:16:35 GMT -6
"Do we really have time for this?" Babu says. "That meteor is supposed to be hitting any minute!"
"Relax, my friend. As soon as you summoned us, I stalled time. We have plenty of time to handle this situation properly."
Dang!" says Kenny, entering the room. "I was taking a gander through the video-scope at that meteor that's done got you all so worked up, and it's just a' hanging in there. Like someone just hit pause on a DVD player."
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Post by mh on Jun 30, 2014 18:56:55 GMT -6
meanwhile, back at the old monkey-house, where a fierce storm, perhaps because of the meteor, has begun, dakota says, "i get all that -- but what broke up the old monkey alliance?"
acula smiles malignantly. "finally you ask. it took me a decade to figure that one out myself. you see, when the meteor crashed, it released unseen gamma radiation. i eventually traced it! the monkey alliance members were bathed in those rays. within weeks they began to slowly disassociate! super-jesse called desk-boy! a 'sick little fatass'! ronnie mcface decided the m.a. were a bunch of 30-ish posers, got married, grew a pony-tail and started his own comics blog! desk-boy!, unbeknownst the m.a. was a demon and decided to return to hades! super-jesse roamed the universe, edm and mushmouth moved to Seattle, started a dot com and became millionaires! then hundred-aires. then lived in their mom's basements for a while. mh became a corporate flunky, and secretly started a string of 'sittin' on ther toilet' porn sites! only babu baboon kept the 'monkey alliance' name alive. if mh hadn't got kicked out of the house continually, needed a place to crash, the monkey alliance may never have re-formed!"
"the gamma radiation did all that?" asks sandee, stunned.
"finally! yer not as dumb as you look girlie!" exclaims dr. acula.
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