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Post by Babu Baboon on Jul 6, 2014 19:19:37 GMT -6
Saboo lands his magic carpet outside the craft shop of Tony Harrison's wife and walks in, the bell jingling as the door shuts behind him. A hot 40-something blonde in yoga pants greets him.
"You're Mrs. Harrison?" Saboo exclaims.
"Yes," she says. "If you're here for Tony, he's in back.
Saboo goes to the back of the store where Tony Harrison is sitting on a stack of phonebooks on top of a stool while he taps on a laptop. "Saboo, what are you doing here?" he says with his usual rictus grin.
"Stop whatever you're doing and lets go," Saboo says. "Council business."
"Can't it wait a minute?" Tony Harrison says. "I was in the middle of downloading the 'Mac's greatest hits!"
"Nobody gives two shits about your downloads, you slag," Saboo says. "Now get your pink tentacled ass off that stool and lets go."
"This, my friend, is an outrage!" Tony Harrison exclaims.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 7, 2014 10:00:53 GMT -6
Saboo and Tony Harrison land outside the old Monkey Alliance headquarters. "We're here," Saboo says. "We are to wait for the Council of Shamen and the Monkey Alliance."
"But I'm ready to see some action now," Tony Harrison says. "This is an outrage!"
Dr. Acula, an avid Doctor Who fan, looks out the window and sees Tony Harrison. "It's a dalek! We're all screwed!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 7, 2014 10:01:52 GMT -6
Saboo and Tony Harrison land outside the old Monkey Alliance headquarters. "We're here," Saboo says. "We are to wait for the Council of Shamen and the Monkey Alliance."
"But I'm ready to see some action now," Tony Harrison says. "This is an outrage!"
Dr. Acula, an avid Doctor Who fan, looks out the window and sees Tony Harrison. "It's a dalek! We're all screwed!"
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Post by mh on Sept 25, 2014 22:05:25 GMT -6
"that git thinks you're a dalek," says saboo.
taking a cue, tony harrison yells, "exterminate!"
"ahhhh!!!" yells Acula, ad runs away.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 21, 2014 8:16:09 GMT -6
The interns run out to greet Saboo and Tony Harrison. Thank goodness!" Dakota says. "Are the Monkey Alliance on their way?"
"They will be here soon," Saboo says. "Where was that git off to? We need to make him stop whatever he's doing to draw the meteor in. Otherwise the council will not be able to restart time."
"He's somewhere inside," Dakota says, "but it's like a honeycomb of secret passages in there. Finding him won't be easy."
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Post by mh on Oct 23, 2014 22:34:21 GMT -6
"here's the device marked 'acula detector' that dennis gave us a month ago!" exclaims tony Harrison, holding it out.
"an' one of us needs to stay here and watch out for the ladies! I'm the obvious choice. why if he shows up back here -- i'll give him the back of me tentacle! i'll send 'im packing!
saboo takes the device. "you are such a git." he says. |
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Post by Babu Baboon on Feb 17, 2015 16:09:12 GMT -6
"How did he know we would need an Accula detector?" Saboo says, walking through one of the passages. "That Dennis never ceases to amaze me."
Suddenly, a loud static noise issues from the detector. "Acula!" Saboo exclaims, turning to face the villain.
"So you've found me," Acula exclaims, swinging a two by four at Saboo's head. Saboo kicks out at Acula, but his foot passes through him as he goes out of phase with our dimension.
"Crikey," Saboo says. "This could go on all night."
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Post by mh on Mar 30, 2015 22:24:08 GMT -6
suddenly, heeding a call, super-jesse lands beside saboo.
"super-jesse!" cries acula," my favorite!"
"yeah, i'm done him alright," says buddy, inside the jesse suit, the voice modulator making him sound like jesse.
"little does he know that ain't super-jesse who is done indisposed, but done super buddy!" kenny says with a snicker.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Apr 25, 2015 18:38:57 GMT -6
Saboo uses the opportunity to use a binding spell while Acula is distracted.
"Ack!" Acula cries as he stiffens and then falls to the ground.
"Blimey, I'm glad to see you," Saboo says to who he thinks is Super Jesse.
"It aint Super Jesse," Buddy says, removing his mask. "It's Buddy. I done put on a Super Jesse suit to fool Acula."
"Fraud!" Acula cries. "That is foul play of the worst sort! Unsporting, I tell you!"
"Shut up, you!" Saboo says. He turns back to Buddy and says, "We need to let the others know the Slamoi Monster is the main threat now."
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Post by mh on Apr 25, 2015 22:21:27 GMT -6
just then taffy & skye bursts in, carrying several bags from "meaty mcgees".
"hey, "taffy says, "skye and i brought lunch! funny, we stopped by for a quick flank steak -- you know how my blood sugar gets -- and whitey and all the cooks starting asking why we haven't been by lately and loaded us down with all this food! i guess they missed us ... "
then the salomi monster who has been hurtling thru space toward earth, and who has shrinked himself down (one of his powers) for more efficient space travel, crashes thru the wall.
"ghaaaaaa!!!" he screams.
a quick thinking dakota messages babu, sending a pic.
"sweet fancy khloé kardashian!!!" exclaims baboon peering into his smart phone. "it's the salomi monster! when he re-enlarges we're giving up about 70,000 pounds here!"
"oh hamburgers," rasps mh, loading his 1916 mauser.
"uhhh. this is gunna be brutal -- i still don't pee right from the last time we fought that planetoid."
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Post by mh on Apr 27, 2015 1:25:32 GMT -6
super jesse comes in, landing thru a window, and says. "I've just come from burger king! they've got the best burgers!"
"superjesse!" says babu, "thank g-d yer here -- the salomi monster is back!"
sj goes into the bathroom & starts lubing up his head with vasoline.
"what are you doing?!" cries babu.
"i don't want to talk about it!" replies super-jesse.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Apr 29, 2015 7:59:35 GMT -6
The Monkey Alliance race towards their old headquarters in the monkeymobile, as do Dennis and the rest of the Council of Shaman on their flying carpet. "My butt hurts just thinking about the Salami Monster, even if Super Jesse's head is lubed up this time," MH says.
Meanwhile, back at the old Monkey Alliance Headquarters....
"What are you doing here?" a terrified Taffy asks the Salami Monster.
"I has come to makes sure the Monkey Alliance does nots interferes with the meteor destroyings the city!"
"But if you're here, doesn't that mean you'll be destroyed too?" Skye says.
"Oh craps on a stick!" the Salami Monster exclaims.
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Post by mh on Apr 30, 2015 22:31:13 GMT -6
the salomi monster runs outside and starts to take flight.
"damnnit! stoopid earth atmostphere!" he yells. "not able to achieve lift oft!"
"take this lockey head!!!" yells, lubed superjesse, smashing the salomi monster in the nuts with an suv.
injured, the solomi monster begins puking green stuff.
"danm!" cries the solomi monster. "that hunrt! nat's it! -- yer going up somebody's butt!" then spotting a "flailing arms" air dancer at the local car dealership, he yells, "oh!! yhou guys gotted youhre own space monster-ed! big orange bitch!!! dou yhoou wanna go?!"
and then in anger he hurls himself over at it.
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Post by Babu Baboon on May 14, 2015 13:51:48 GMT -6
Saboo watches as the dazed Slamoi monster soars towards the air dancer. With a wave of his hand, the air dancer suddenly springs to life and delivers a right cross that sends the alien beast crashing through an abandoned building.
"What in the bloody hells?!" the Slamoi monster exclaims, crawling from the rubble..
The enchanted air dancer then flies at the Slamoi monster and starts pummeling him.
"There's something you don't see every day," MH says.
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Post by mh on Jun 1, 2015 1:46:02 GMT -6
the salomi monster, enraged hulk style, gets stronger and stronger, and begins pummeling the air dancer.
"damn!" cries mh. "that crazy lou ferrigno bitch! we need like a three prong attack!" mh runs underneath the salomi monster's legs, pulls out his 1916 mauser and starts shooting it up the anus.
"ahhhh!" exclaims the solami monster, "i've developed some sort of painful rectal itch!"
"good mh!" cries babu, "super-jesse! hit him in the nuts with another suv!"
the super magic men are meanwhile trying to keep control of the air dancer.
"I can't keep this up!" yells tony harrison. "we need to use a pint of shaman juice!"
"the gits right!" yells sabu. "kirk is the only one strong enough to maintain full focus."
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