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Post by mh on May 26, 2014 22:04:43 GMT -6
suddenly trixie bursts in.
"i'm here in person now!" she exclaims. "now that the mystery is solved, it's memorial day weekend, and we're having the pool party here!"
her ghost fades away.
"you didn't bring 'lazy louise with the crazy eye'?" asks mh, in panic, looking terrified.
"no! of course not." cries trixie, "but i did bring 'crazy louise with the lazy eye'! hold on tight buster! she thinks yer all that & a bag of chips!"
"ahhhh!" cries mh.
babu starts to laugh, and trixie says, "not so fast big boy. fat wanda is here to see you!"
a big girl comes running in and cries, "where's that babu baboon? that guy is headed to wanda-town!"
trixie pulls off her waitress outfit & has a bathing suit underneath. "time for some body shots!" she exclaims.
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Post by mh on May 28, 2014 21:15:09 GMT -6
all the technicians, interns, catering people, falafel lad, and various hangers on come in & join the party.
a well preserved man of older years stalks up to doc quantum, and it's none other than, doctor graves, of, 'the many ghosts of dr graves!'.
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Post by mh on May 28, 2014 21:22:13 GMT -6
"oh my g-d! doctor graves!" cries doc quantum. "yer my idol! why, my show would never have been possible without you!"
"yeah! that's what i told my lawyers!" exclaims doctor graves, and he slaps an injunction into doc's hands.
"after this episode airs, you're done! not only that, as a punitive damage, you have to appear in the 'special features' of my new, 'the best of the many ghosts of doctor graves!' release! it's on Blu-ray! and you have use the word ghost-tastic at least eight times!"
"GHHHHAAAA!" screams doc quantum.
"I still know how the scare 'em, " says doctor graves, and then grabbing a campari and soda from the bar, he goes over and starts chatting up 'not quite so fat' wanda.
"man, don't mess with doctor graves," says babu baboon. |
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Post by mh on Jul 16, 2014 21:07:21 GMT -6
babu hustles baboon girl outside while the party is still PG rated.
"that's not much of a party, "she says frowning. "no cake, no ice-cream ... "
"and what will happen to Kasper the ghost hunting robot dog?" she adds, looking back at it sadly as it rolls out behind her.
"if you want it, you can keep it honey," says doc quantum, "my ghost hunting days are over -- doctor graves has seen to that."
"yayyyy!" she yells, picking it up and running to her mother's car.
"sheesh, says babu as they drive away, "did you see the way the mrs was glaring at me?"
doc quantum, setting on the steps dejected, with his head in his hands says, "maybe she don't like the dog. or maybe she seen you getting nuzzled by fat wanda."
"pssst! guys?"
"mh, what're you doing in that hedge?" asks babu.
"hiding from lazy ... whatever her name is. y'know, i have an idea for a show! we'd call it, 'the many fiends of professor mh, monster-hunter!' no way could anybody sue us. and i'd be professor mh, monster-hunter! i'd just need to translate my uncanny manhunting skills into monster and/or deamon hunting is all ... "
seeing trixie's friends exiting the house, dressed in their swimsuits, doc quantum yells, "hey crazy louise! he's over here hiding in this bush!"
"gaahh! traitor!" exclaims mh, running into the sycamore bushes with louise in hot pursuit.
"here i am fat ... er, full-figured wanda, "says babu, throwing up his hands. "let's get this over with."
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