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Post by mh on Mar 5, 2018 23:41:38 GMT -6
at least it's over, "says babu."
"not exactly, "replies doc quantum. "we haven't fulfilled our contractual obligation! there was no true murder mystery."
doc leads mh & babu up to a fake ship above the mall, with fake churning waves made out of painted cardboard.
"captain baboon!" cries an older lady.
"oh, hell no," rasps babu.
"isn't the captain charming!" enthuses the lady.
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Post by mh on Mar 6, 2018 0:29:23 GMT -6
a week later, all the monkey alliance members, the interns, steve and gil, peggy, babu's personal secretary who has been with him for years, the crimson mullet on prison furlough, kenny and buddy, the hallen five, and mayor bruce campbell and his latest stripper wife gather at majestic monkey rock.
"we're here to say farewell the thatdamnbastard," says babu.
"what damn bastard?" mumbels kenny. |
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Post by Babu Baboon on Mar 13, 2018 1:16:50 GMT -6
After each member has had a moment to share their memories of thatdamnbastard, Babu Baboon steps closer to the edge of the rock and says, "Now, in accordance to his last wishes, I send his ashes into the wind."
Suddenly, a gust of wind comes up and sends the ashes back at the group. Everyone starts to hack and cough and choke.
"I *cough* .. I can't.. *cough* believe it!" Doc Quantum says. "He Donnied us!"
"'The Big Lebowski' always was his favorite movie!" Lothar sobs.
"Wow... *cough*," MH says. "Still a bastard even in death."
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