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Post by mh on Jan 6, 2015 21:50:33 GMT -6
just then, babu bursts thru the door carrying jamie farr.
"it was the only way!" cries babu.
"klanger!!!" exclaims the klingerbot.
"this is the real monkey alliance," says jamie farr, "the steam punks have tricked you! your crazy jokes are safe!"
"ghhhhhh!" cries the klingerbot, glowing with hatred and turning bright green.
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Post by mh on Jan 24, 2015 21:30:57 GMT -6
"hello everybody!" yells klinger.
"i'd have gotten here sooner," says babu, "but klinger was doing that caitlyn jenner show -- i didn't want to ruin a take."
the klinger-bot rips off all it's steampunk trappings, and begins leveling everything steam-punk related.
"guys!" cries mayor bruce campbell running up. "the steampunk leadership have escaped! i overheard their plans! the rich pricks are headed for city hall to bribe some officials, and purchase the town charter of justice city! you have to stop them!"
"dammit! c'mon!" cries babu.
45 seconds later the incredibly swift monkey-mobile lands in justice city's town square -- startling the populace, many of whom are waiting at the city hall for marriage licenses. a pale and nervous young fellow named leland who is set with his intended to get a marriage license, who also just happens to be from paducah, and who is considered by many the "casanova of mcCracken county", spots babu.
"omg, it's the duke of padukah!" he cries. and falling to his knees, leland exclaims, "my liege!"
babu crashed into city hall and yells, "by order of mayor bruce campbell, all government business is at an end! until further notice, everything stops now!"
"whoooo!" yells leland. "i wanted to marry you jolene. but the high royal duke of paducah hisself has decided i cain't be caged!" then he lets out several wolf howls. "ah-hoo! ah-hoo! ah-hoo!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Feb 5, 2015 10:36:44 GMT -6
The League of Gadgeteers' leaders point their fake weapons at the Monkey Alliance and start making ray gun noises. "Zap zap zip! Zipitty zippity pow!!!"
"Oh shut the hell up!" Babu says, snatching the closest one's weapon.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jun 11, 2015 8:11:25 GMT -6
Later, back at Monkey Alliance Headquarters, Babu says, "Man, I'm glad that craziness is over.
"Yeah, we won't have to worry about the League of Gadgeteers anymore," MH says.
Meanwhile, at the local bookstore, one customer sees another buying a steampunk novel. "Hey, you like steampunk, too?"
"Yeah, I can't get enough of it!" the second customer says.
The first customer looks thoughtful. "You know, we should start a club so all us steampunk fans can get together."
The End?
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