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Post by mh on Aug 7, 2014 23:17:46 GMT -6
"well," says the huntress, "if we're going, we should probably knock out the other 26 meth labs on our list first."
"they should call this place 'meth-tucky'," says mh with a sigh.
"these meth heads are so weak, "says babu, "we could probably just leave buddy here. with a sock fulla pennies, he could handle them all by himself! why even the gadeteers or the juggalos ... hey that gives me an idea. wait? where's kenny?"
"they tol' you the mayor has stole yer crazied joakes?" kenny says to the klanger bot.
"yes!" exclaims the klinget-bot." we'd better attack before they are destroyed!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Aug 10, 2014 22:09:05 GMT -6
After taking down the last of the meth labs, the Monkey Alliance prepares to return to justice City. As they're headed out the door, the phone rings.
"Yello?" Babu Baboon answers.
"Y'all gotta hurry back!" Kenny exclaims. "Klingerbot's done been hyp-mo-tized!"
"I know," Babu says. "We're on our way." He hangs up the phone and says, "To the Monkey Mobile, everybody!"
Minutes later, they're on their way and flying back from Kentucky.
"....and it turns out this isn't a real title!" Babu says, tugging on his sash that says "Duke of Padukah". "No majestic estate... no land... just this stupid sash."
"If it's not real, why are you still wearing the sash?" the Huntress Diana asks.
"It makes me feel important," Babu says sheepishly.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Aug 10, 2014 22:09:53 GMT -6
After taking down the last of the meth labs, the Monkey Alliance prepares to return to justice City. As they're headed out the door, the phone rings.
"Yello?" Babu Baboon answers.
"Y'all gotta hurry back!" Kenny exclaims. "Klingerbot's done been hyp-mo-tized!"
"I know," Babu says. "We're on our way." He hangs up the phone and says, "To the Monkey Mobile, everybody!"
Minutes later, they're on their way and flying back from Kentucky.
"....and it turns out this isn't a real title!" Babu says, tugging on his sash that says "Duke of Padukah". "No majestic estate... no land... just this stupid sash."
"If it's not real, why are you still wearing the sash?" the Huntress Diana asks.
"It makes me feel important," Babu says sheepishly.
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Post by mh on Aug 13, 2014 22:17:31 GMT -6
as they reach the the monkey-mobile, the 'monkey alliance' see several unconscious meth heads who tried to damage the craft, (like every morning since they've been in kentucky) but were knocked out by it's safety mechanism. one had however managed to spray-paint 'the monky alliance ir jurks' on the side, and babu could see him pathetically running away. taking a shoe from one of the meth guys, babu throws it like a football & hits him in the back of the head, knocking him unconscious.
"call the sheriff mh, "says babu as he climbs aboard. "tell him we got some more."
just then a black helicopter lands, and out comes sarah palin, wearing a bathing suit and carrying an assault rifle.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 7, 2014 8:14:46 GMT -6
"Sarah Palin? What are you doing here?" Babu says.
"This is starting to feel like one of those Scooby Doo cartoons where a celebrity inexplicably shows up."
"I heard you guys were leaving Kentucky so I formed my own super hero team to deal with the meth problem. We're called the Palin Platoon !"
"Mom, this spandex is itchy!"
"Quit complaining Bristol," Palin snaps. "Your reality show was a dud, so be happy for any gig you can get!"
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Post by mh on Sept 15, 2014 23:17:20 GMT -6
moments later, the monkey alliance are speeding toward justice city. but not in the monkeymobile, they are in the 1984 'chrysler executive' limo, given to them by the kentucky chamber of commerce.
"ah, the executive, "says baboon," the finest limo ever made by man. and it's all ours."
"but what about the monkeymobile?" asks doc quantum.
"oh, let the palin group use it for a while." says babu, strenuously pouring over his maps of paducah.
"so yer going to give up your claim of being 'duke of paducah?" asks doc quantum.
"no! never!" cries baboon. "I'm going to rule in absentia -- i'll never give up my duke-dom!" he exclaims, clutching his sash. "i can't let the people of paducah down. i fear there may be an uprising in oakdale!" he says, looking at his maps.
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Post by mh on Sept 15, 2014 23:26:17 GMT -6
"and we may face attack from the count of bowling green!" continues babu. "they are very jealous of our textile manufacturing."
"you know, whispers mh, "babu is so popular in the state, and kentucky still has the right to succession -- why he might become ..."
"the king of kentucky!" rasps doc quantum, in awe, finishing his thought. "then i might take his place as ... duke of paducah!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 19, 2014 19:34:17 GMT -6
The limo ride takes much longer than the monkey mobile would have taken. As a result, the League of Gadgeteers has had more time to run amok.
When the limo finally reaches Justice City, they are stunned to find that all the buildings have Victorian style fronts added to them. All the citizens of Justice City have also been forced into steampunk garb.
They pass one person who is trying to talk on a cell phone. One of the League of gadgeteers new army comes up and slaps it out of his hand.
"No!" he says. "If you must use a mobile phone, it has to be a steampunk model."
"But those things weigh a ton!"
"Tough!" he says, handing him a backpack unit with an old-timey phone with a steam engine next to it."
"*sigh* okay," the man says, donning the back pack.
"What the hell's happened?!" Doc Quantum exclaims.
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Post by mh on Sept 22, 2014 22:02:28 GMT -6
"hey, fatass!" yells mh as he jumps out of the limo and launches himself at the gadgeteer army member.
"ghhh!" yells the gadgeteer army member, running away. "you can't win!" he screams as he runs, "we are the future! we are the past & the future!"
mh dusts off the guy's cell phone & hands it to him. "it's a little scuffed," says mh. "here, "help me lift this steam punk phone ... i'm gonna crack it like an egg!"
"we'd better not," says the guy, "look."
he points at a billboard with the klingerbot 2000 on it, glaring menacingly, with a top hat & fake steam-punk gadgets glued to him. the billboard says, "bow to the steam-punk robotronic.01."
"stupid damn klanger-bot," exclaims mh. "why don't we just destroy the damn thing?"
"that guy wasn't fat." says doc quantum.
"mh calls everyone a fatass," mumbles babu lowly, in the limo, still staring at his maps. "wait. I've been tricked! i think sarah palin may plan to make herself ... the queen of kentucky!"
"dammit," says doc quantum. "she's out smarted us! but snap out of it baboon. justice city is in trouble."
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 1, 2014 19:42:39 GMT -6
The Monkey Alliance is walking down the street when they spot Mayor Bruce Campbell. He is wearing a Victorian morning coat, double breasted vest, fob watch, and top hat. He is also sporting a monacle and mutton chops as well as a sash that says "mayor".
"Boy am I glad to see you guys!" he exclaims.
"Oh no! Don't tell me you've gone steampunk, too!" MH exclaims.
"No way," the mayor says. "They make me dress like this if I want to keep being mayor. Though I am digging the monacle."
"We should all get over to your office at city hall and plan our next move," Babu says.
"We can't," the mayor says. "City Hall is crawling with gadgeteers. They're taking over all aspects of government. They say they have big plans for Justice City."
"What?" Doc Quantum asks.
"They're drawing steam punkers from all over the country. They want to make Justice City to steam punkers that Las Vegas is to gamblers!"
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Post by mh on Nov 24, 2014 22:54:36 GMT -6
Kenny comes out of the capital building swinging at several steam punk guys with a 40 bottle, who are chasing him.
"get away from me with that stuff!" he yells and with drunken cunning cracks one across the head, who falls unconscious in the grass.
"but you must wear the royal raiment's ensign kenneth pennebrygg-dove!" yells another of the steam punks. "the clothes you have won't do!"
"they really shouldn't be chasing a brilliant, yet psychotic potentially dangerous alcoholic around ... somebody might get hurt," says babu.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Nov 26, 2014 9:31:22 GMT -6
Suddenly, a bunch of guys with English bobby uniforms adorned with steampunk goggles, breastplate, and gaunlets appear brandishing steampunk pistols. "Freeze!" one of them shouts.
"This could get ugly," Babu says.
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Post by mh on Dec 4, 2014 2:46:07 GMT -6
"you must come with us!" exclaims an intricately adorned female steam punker.
"what if we don't?" asks babu.
the guards draw their pistols and begin firing. tiny sparks come out of the barrels, and they yell, "zap! zap! zap!"
"i should have guessed," sighs babu.
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Post by mh on Dec 8, 2014 2:55:51 GMT -6
mh stumbles upon a bucket of turnips left over from the monkey alliance revenge squad adventure, and he and doc quantum begin hurling them at the steampunks, who break and run.
"hey don't waste those!" exclaims kenny breathlessly, grabbing the bucket. "you guys gotta did something! the klangerbot has done locked up the 'monkey lords' in a holding cell in the mayor's office! they've done something to him, and he thinks everybody is out to stoled his crazied joaks!"
"okay kenneth pennebrygg-dove, lead us to him." says babu.
"don't call me that!" cries Kenny.
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Post by mh on Jan 6, 2015 21:37:56 GMT -6
"we can't beat the kingerbot head to head, "says mh." it's just too powerful!"
the klingerbot suddenly burst thru the wall & grabs mh.
"yer not a-stealin' our crazy joakes! you clone fastard!" he screams.
"yeah, i'm a clone!" exclaims mh, "but not of mh! i'm a paul kirk clone!"
the klingerbot throws mh into a cell, locking it.
"jezus friggin' friggin' christmas!" cries primate phil. "they got m friggin' h! we've had it! it's all (lots of dirty words) lost!"
mh, lying thru his teeth but trying to bolster the monkey lord's confidence winks and mutters, "it's clobberin" time."
"damn." whispers gooch. "these blank blankety blanks has this blank under control primate phil! and smacking his fist into his palm, "it's freaking go time."
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