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Post by Babu Baboon on Jul 3, 2015 18:19:18 GMT -6
"Waitaminnit!" Babu says. "You're the 9th richest man in the world. Why do you need to fool around with illegal moonshine?"
"What? You think I made my fortune with Koch Industries?" Koch says. "That hasn't turned a profit in years! Moonshine's where it's at. And the Amish are some of my biggest customers."
"The Amish? Really?" Skye says.
"Sure!" Koch says. "Haven't you ever watched Amish Mafia or Breaking Amish? Nobody throws down like the Amish. THey're crazy!"
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Post by mh on Jul 10, 2015 23:37:01 GMT -6
"well we won't give hamish up!" cries amos as they enter the koch complex as koch has led them, the monkey alliance, interns and guests. "he signed a binding contract -- on cheese cloth!"
as they are seated, babu, guzzling a jug of moonshine that koch was passing around, whispers, "i've got an idea!" to mh & hamish/sal. then explains the details.
"durn babu, you should be in the insurance biz! that might just work," says sal.
minutes later, with most everyone staring glassy-eyed and teetering on milking stools in the koch illegal moonshine cafeteria, sal is finishing up one of his 'unnecessarily graphic ex-wife sex stories', and the amish, the interns, the guests, and all the insurance guys (except for horoush who's kind of brown, and dave who's seen almost everything and done even more), have turned white as sheets.
"... hah! and to make a long story short," continues sal, "me and the mrs. were banned from the holiday inn for life! and when we left they were burning our bed sheets in the parking lot! *snicker* and the chamber maids wouldn't make eye contact!"
finishing, sal looks around with a big grin. as if hoping everyone has enjoyed his salty tale.
"land o' goshen," rasps saul. "unclean! you're out of our order! we insist!"
"but ye must return for our festivals!" adds amos. "it's wouldn't be the same without him. no one clog dances like hamish! and he be a social butterfly! he could charm the butter right out of the churn! this be a deal breaker!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Dec 11, 2015 11:21:31 GMT -6
The Amish hop into their horse-drawn buggies and leave. The Monkey Alliance all breath a sigh of relief.
"Glad that's over with," Babu says.
"Yeah, but too bad Saul lost the Amish cheese making secrets," MH says. "Nothing like good Amish cheese."
"Amish... cheese making secrets?" Saul says, behind them, as a funny look comes into his eyes.
Two months later, Amos is sitting on his porch smoking his pipe as Saul approaches, carrying a bag. He looks white as a sheet.
"What is it?" Amos says.
"I was at one of the Englisher grocery stores in town. I found this." He reaches into the bag and holds the object from inside up to Amos.
Amos takes a look at it and shouts, "HAIMISH!!!"
The End?
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