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Post by Babu Baboon on Jun 17, 2014 7:19:06 GMT -6
Suddenly, they hear a loud splash coming from the peninsula and the sound of vigorous swimming. Then skye climbs onto the ferry cursing under her breath.
"Wow, you just don't give up, do you?" Babu says.
Gil is the first one to see she is covered in leaches. "AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
Steve follows. "AAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Then Amber. "EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Skye looks down at herself." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Get them off! Get them off!"
Babu and MH quickly begin picking them off her. "I knew we should have walked," Babu says.
"Nis ay is oolah," the Ferryman says as a fog rolls in. (This way is cooler.)
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Post by mh on Jun 17, 2014 22:25:29 GMT -6
"skye, we discussed this .." says babu with an edge in his voice.
"hey," says skye, "can't a girl go out for a swim -- how'd i know you guys would be way out here?"
"wow, i can see right thru her tank top," mutters gil.
"two pickets to tittsburg please," mh says lowly to babu & the ferryman.
"guhunhunhun!" laughs the ferryman.
"well heck," exclaims babu, "why don't we just bring in dakota, sandee, taffy, and hairbutt the hippo while we're at it?"
"non gnot no rhume four! nix pfasioners nonal cathahity!" (not got no room for! six passengers total capacity!) explains the ferryman. |
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Post by mh on Jun 19, 2014 22:51:38 GMT -6
as the ferry comes out of a bend, from a far distance babu with his super baboon vision can see kenny & buddy by an old shack. everyone, including the ferryman waves, and they wave back.
"hey!" exclaims steve squinting, "isn't that kenny and buddy?"
"no, nale 'am nucker! nats ner macation ome." (no, dale and tucker! that's their vacation home), exclaims the ferryman, "nye munder why nale naved ofv nis meard?" (i wonder why dale shaves off his beard?)
"yeah, hah, what the heck would kenny & buddy be doing way out here?" asks babu, with a sigh of relief.
"i can't beleive them two guys done a'sold us that vacation house so cheap, "says kenny.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jun 24, 2014 15:09:58 GMT -6
"Well, I can't done believe we made it here so much faster than they did," Buddy says.
"They shoulda done taken the peninsula like we did," Kenny says. "I can't wait to shows them our new digs. It's got a rebuilt outhouse an' everything!"
"Hey, ain't that Skye waving to us?" Buddy says.
"Sure looks like it," Kenny says. "She must be cold. If she ain't careful, she's gonna done put somebody's eye out with those things."
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Post by mh on Jun 26, 2014 14:52:38 GMT -6
"gosh skye, quit waving! Ouch!" exclaims babu, holding a hand over one eye.
the ferry rests at the island, and steve pays the ferryman $1.75.
almost immediately a row-boat paddles up beside them & the man inside yells, "halp! my boat's taking on water! it's out by the key!"
mh, babu, and the ferryman notice "the lugger" written on the side of the row-boat, and gasp.
"no, c'mon ..." begins babu, but the ferryman points a bony finger out to open sea, and growls lowly at the captain of the lugger.
"ghaaaa!" the man shrieks, and in terror paddles hurriedly away.
"na naptaikn of na lugger, hims was ther dirdy bugger ..." the ferryman rasps, staring into the mist.
"he filled his butt with molten lead, and bronzed .." continues mh.
"stop!" cries babu. "enough! i'm gonna fly off, get the ship and the captain, and pull them to the nearest dock. everyone try & stay out of trouble while i'm gone."
babu flies off, and mh whispers the end of the limerick to the ferryman.
"whut!!" exclaims the ferryman, "him really waz ther durdy bugger!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jul 10, 2014 15:55:51 GMT -6
Babu grabs the raft with the captain and the rope tied to his ship and pulls them both to shore.
"Hey, Babu!" Kenny and Buddy say. "How you like our new summer digs?"
"Uh, great," Babu says. "Could you keep an eye on the Captain here while I bring in the others?" He flies back off towardsd the ferryman's boat.
"Hey, Cap'n!" Buddy says. "Youleik malt liquor?"
"Is the pope catholic?" the captain says, hopping out of his raft.
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Post by mh on Aug 9, 2014 21:38:42 GMT -6
moments later, the captain is being launched from the dock into open water, yelling, "hey?! What'd i do?!!"
"the captain's name was morgan," says kenny ruefully, "by heck, he was a gorgon! ten times a day he'd stop and play with his f--kin' organ."
"i sure am glad we done googled that guy!" exclaims buddy.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Aug 27, 2014 6:07:21 GMT -6
"You shouldn't a done that," the captain says, climbing back onto the dock.
He suddenly reaches up to his scalp starts to tug, As the skin of his scalp starts to part, snakes begin to pop through.
"Aaaa! He really done is a gorgon!" Kenny cries. "Look away! Look away!"
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Post by mh on Aug 28, 2014 22:27:50 GMT -6
kenny and buddy run away thru the woods, shielding their eyes.
meanwhile back on the ferry, the group had produced a small hibachi, and were grilling hotdogs and drinking miller light.
"like hammin' company," says the ferryman. "yall liek twiner? (twister?)"
then suddenly, a frantic call comes over the ancient looking 2-way radio.
"mayday! mayday! this is freeman, the first mate of the lugger! we're going down fast with all hands!"
then in a voice more lowly, "do you think they bought it? oh, poo! my finger is still on the button!"
steve grabs the mic and starts to answer, but the ferryman jerks it away.
"ther firs mate's name were freeman," he mutters, his red eyes glaring under his hat, "him were a dirty demon!
from hav past neight (eight) him payed (played) 'till late umon (upon) ther capn's ..."
"gosh ferryman!" cried steve. "watch that stuff, there are ladies present!"
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Post by mh on Aug 31, 2014 22:18:39 GMT -6
"this is the second mate ... lester!" cried a voice over the wireless. "help us!"
"we have to do something!" cried skye.
"the necond (second) mate was lester. him wnas a hymen tester!" cries the ferryman.
"okay, you made your point, "says skye, "let them drown."
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Post by mh on Sept 1, 2014 23:51:23 GMT -6
flying down & dragging the ferry to what Kenny & buddy have dubbed 'janitor's point', babu says, "what is wrong with you people?! the crew of the lugger need our aid!"
grabbing the radio he cries, "lester! i tried getting thru, but the storm & fog was too thick! i'm about to try again. does anyone need medical attention? can i bring you anything?"
" no for the most part, we're okay." and after a moment of silence says, "bring lube. lots of lube." |
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 2, 2014 7:23:26 GMT -6
"Nams a munch a perberts," the ferryman says.
"Huh?" Babu says.
"I think he said they're a bunch of perverts," MH says.
Babu borrows the ferryman's ferry and tugs Doc and MH towards the lugger. Suddenly, a tentacle reaches out from the lugger and grabs MH by the ankle.
"Help!" MH cries. "Some sort of crazy tentacle monster has mistaken me for a Japanese schoolgirl!"
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Post by mh on Sept 2, 2014 22:58:58 GMT -6
babu goes underwater and starts beating the tentacle monster, and it swims away.
"what a relief," says mh. "that thing was humping me! what's with all the perversion out here?"
babu, doc & mh board the lugger & are greeted by the first & second mate.
"did yolu bring lube?" asks the second mate. "we could really use lube."
"do you notice everyone is wearing robes on this ship?" asks doc quantum.
"hey captain bring-down, just chillax, "says freeman, the first mate. "you guy'll feel better after a nice rubdown! we're not asking, we're telling! now get outta them hot sticky costumes and into these nice robes. this storm & all has made everyone quite tense. believe me, a few weeks on the lugger, and you'll be new men."
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 3, 2014 20:46:38 GMT -6
Why the hell are we wearing robes?" Babu says.
"Those guys can be pretty persuasive." MH says
"We've got to get out of here before they give us rubdowns!" Babu says. "That can't be good..... Say, where the hell is Doc?"
Doc walks up stretching. "I tell you, that Freeman has magic fingers. He really worked the kink out of my back!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 3, 2014 20:47:02 GMT -6
Why the hell are we wearing robes?" Babu says.
"Those guys can be pretty persuasive." MH says
"We've got to get out of here before they give us rubdowns!" Babu says. "That can't be good..... Say, where the hell is Doc?"
Doc walks up stretching. "I tell you, that Freeman has magic fingers. He really worked the kink out of my back!"
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