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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 3, 2014 20:48:02 GMT -6
Why the hell are we wearing robes?" Babu says.
"Those guys can be pretty persuasive." MH says
"We've got to get out of here before they give us rubdowns!" Babu says. "That can't be good..... Say, where the hell is Doc?"
Doc walks up stretching. "I tell you, that Freeman has magic fingers. He really worked the kink out of my back!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 3, 2014 20:48:52 GMT -6
Why the hell are we wearing robes?" Babu says.
"Those guys can be pretty persuasive." MH says
"We've got to get out of here before they give us rubdowns!" Babu says. "That can't be good..... Say, where the hell is Doc?"
Doc walks up stretching. "I tell you, that Freeman has magic fingers. He really worked the kink out of my back!"
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Post by mh on Sept 4, 2014 0:34:49 GMT -6
"ghaaaa!" screams baboon. "and he might've worked the kinks out of your 'something else'!"
"you mean my toes?" asks doc.
"baboon, i'm a'scared," says mh.
just then kenny & buddy are headed for 'ther lugger' in a speed boat they made out of a paddle boat, and an old phonograph.
"captain morgan!" yells kenny, "by heck he really is done a gorgon!"
"oh be nith! (nice)" exclaims captain morgan, crawling from the water onto the boat. "i was juth a little upseth! because you guyth didn't want to be frienths!"
"ahhhhh!!!" scream kenny and buddy.
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Post by mh on Sept 4, 2014 22:44:06 GMT -6
"did you bring our lube?" asks the first mate.
"yes," says babu, "throwing him a large container of petroleum jelly.
"sorry," says babu, "that's the best I could do. do you use it to lubricate the bearings on the generator?"
"no," say freeman, "we use it to ah, how do I put this? get our rocks off! babu baboon, yer a lifesaver! and when i say lifesaver, i don't mean the sweet candy. no actually -- i DO mean the sweet candy!"
"oh crap, "says babu.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 7, 2014 8:18:37 GMT -6
Meanwhile, Kenny and Buddy are freaking out at the prospect of being on a small boat with a gorgon. "Don't look at him, Buddy! Don't look at him!"
Kenny slips and falls on his butt and finds himself looking straight at the captain. "Huh. Nuthin' done happened."
Kenny and Buddy each grab a paddle and start wailing on Captain Morgan.
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Post by mh on Sept 10, 2014 23:47:28 GMT -6
"you know babu," says freeman walking up, "those durty limericks have given you a completely wrong impression of the lugger! listen to this one:
"all the crew of the lugger were men! and none of them were sissies!
at night they slept in separate bunks ..."
"and blew each other kissies!" exclaims captain morgan, climbing over the railing of the ship. |
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 13, 2014 8:31:01 GMT -6
Meanwhile, Steve, Gil, Amber and Skye are standing with the ferryman on his spare ferry. Steve is watching everything through an old timey spy-glass the ferryman has loaned him.
"What's going on?" Gil asks him.
"They're alll. wearing robes," Steve says, befuddled.
"Robes?" Amber exclaims.
"Yeah," Steve says. "And MH is holding onto his fanny with both hands like he's afraid something might fly in there."
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 13, 2014 8:31:58 GMT -6
Meanwhile, Steve, Gil, Amber and Skye are standing with the ferryman on his spare ferry. Steve is watching everything through an old timey spy-glass the ferryman has loaned him.
"What's going on?" Gil asks him.
"They're alll. wearing robes," Steve says, befuddled.
"Robes?" Amber exclaims.
"Yeah," Steve says. "And MH is holding onto his fanny with both hands like he's afraid something might fly in there."
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Post by mh on Sept 13, 2014 22:44:02 GMT -6
Kenny and buddy return, running their makeshift ship onto the bank, destroying it, and kenny says, "that durn gorgon perverted captain got away from us!"
"nee! liek nie ned, pemmerts!" says the ferryman.
"ghaaa!" screams skye, and she falls to the ground. as the others rush over to pick her up, she says, "i just got a psychic message from 'the undead rajah'! he says 'the lugger' is doomed to sail forever like 'the lost dutchman' -- the only difference being, the crew are all pervs!"
"nee! mermerts!" yells the ferryman.
"and we have to get babu, doc & mh out or they'll have to get freaky forever!"
"like madonna!?" yells steve.
"ghaaaa!!" cries gil.
meanwhile, on the lugger, captain morgan, the gorgon, was explaining the crew's situation.
"lemme try this again, "he says. "you see, we're not all cabin boys, but we all ARE dirty little nippers." He smiles waiting for them to comprehend.
"does that mean everyone circumcised the skipper?" asks doc quantum.
"not all at once," blushes the captain. |
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 15, 2014 8:37:49 GMT -6
"We've got to do something!" Skye says.
"But what?" Gil exclaims.
"Mer is a noll..." the Ferryman starts. "Nit's god an imdanation..."
"We can't done understand you!" Kenny says.
"Excuse me..." the Ferryman says, taking out his retainer. "Legend has it, there is an ancient scroll upon the island. It has an incantation, when recited by the light of a full moon, that will send the captain and his crew to Hades where they belong. But beware, this is scorcery most dark."
"There's done gonna be a full moon tonight!" Buddy says.
"We've got to find that scroll!" Steve exclaims.
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Post by mh on Nov 16, 2014 22:45:12 GMT -6
darkness desends, and the ferryman continues poling the interns and assistants thru the lake.
"whut am gunna did whun nun keeper nuf scrolls snous nup?"
"huh?" asks gil.
taking out his retainer again, the ferry man asks, "what're you gonna do when the keeper of the scrolls shows up?"
"huh?" asks gill. |
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Post by mh on Nov 29, 2014 21:47:34 GMT -6
meanwhile, back on the lugger ....
"look, I'm gonna fly back and get the klingerbot, or maybe to get kenny & buddy to create a "de-perv-alizer" that'll make all these guys normal as pirate judge reinhold! maybe even more-so --if that's possible!"
"hold on mh! we're rapidly losing doc ... but i'll be right back! up, up, and away!"
baboon flies out of the north end of the ship, and immediately re-appears at the south end of the ship.
"what the f-ck?!" cries babu baboon. |
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Post by mh on Nov 29, 2014 23:15:28 GMT -6
at that moment three spirits appear before babu
we're the sea spirits that hold the lugger!" cries one of them. "why aren't you an' yer freinds getting freaky?!!!!!"
"we're here by mistake," explains babu, "and we refuse to get freaky!"
"but you have to!" exclaims the second spirit.
"there is a way out, "says the third spirit, the nice one, "however, once a dirty limerick is made about you and finished," it adds, "there is no escape!"
the crewmen are mumbling, and a skeletal figure exclaims, "thar were a crewman named baboon! his kisses were as wet as a monsoon!"
"hey!" cries baboon.
"but we did not mind in the least, "adds a crewman named 'flatterin' mike', "for he were a sexy beast!"
"damn you flatterin' mike!" cries baboon. "do not finish that limerick!"
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Post by mh on Nov 29, 2014 23:37:01 GMT -6
"yeah, suddup!" cries mh. we don't wanna be stuck here with you bunch of pervs!!"
the pirates stare at mh angrily, and one toothless old scoundrel begins, "thar were a crewman th' name o' kirk .. by heaven he were a jerk!"
"stop it dammit!" yells mh.
"an to a lass named taffy he were loyal, "begins another one.
"but by hades he were a gargoyle!"
"a gargoyle?!!!" cries mh. "is that worse than a gorgon? That plays with it's friggin' organ 9 times a day? what horrible sh-t are they going to have me doing?!!"
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Post by mh on Nov 30, 2014 11:37:29 GMT -6
"an quantum he were a doktor," begins flatterin' mike, sauntering up to doc quantum and giving him a broad wink, "i'll bet he has a whopper! ... "
"stop flatterin' mike!" rasps doc quantum, "you're terrible!"
flatterin' mike giggles uncontrollably.
doc quantum gushes to babu baboon with a grin, "isn't flatterin' mike terrible?!" |
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