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Post by Babu Baboon on May 14, 2014 11:10:05 GMT -6
"Wait a minute," Babu says. "How can you exist outside the simulation you were in before?"
Stonewall Jacksone suddenly transforms. It is Jeremiah Singe.
"Ah, my good hobos. You have found me out. In the grips of boredom, I sought you out and found you here. I have used my spectral powers to breathe substance into the shark, the leprechaun, and the big metal killing box. Now, quick, let us make haste!"
They all quickly jump into the tank. The shark, made of spectral energy, has the ability to fly, so it leads the way, blasting through the jungle foliage with its laser.
Finally, they come to the end of the simulation room and the tank blasts through the wall. On the other side is a large hallway. Several more Hitler-bots are waiting for them.
"Looks like we're in for one hell of a fight," Doc says.
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Post by mh on May 29, 2014 23:00:55 GMT -6
"why these people would waste such time and expense to rain cruelty upon a group of poor down-troddened hobos, is beyond me!" exclaims singe, enraged, and he gulps his drink.
drivaan begins firing the tank upon the hitler-bots.
"if we can break thru," we may escape into the real world, and we'll have the upper hand," says babu.
"i'm with you!" exclaims steve. "i'm on your side now, screw my 401k! and i've made myself a costume! my superhero name is, 'tekky-steve'! let me at that terminal, "he says," scooting in and working the keyboard. "chad can pay for his own pec implants! it's friggin' on!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on May 31, 2014 9:32:58 GMT -6
is is even more real than my PS3!" Tekkie-Steve says.
"That's because it is real," MH says.
Suddenly, Hasselhoff gets up, reaches over Tekkie-Steve, and grabs the microphone to the PA system.
"Computron! This is your creator. You have to stop this now!"
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that," a monotone voice says.
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Post by mh on Jun 5, 2014 0:00:37 GMT -6
"oh yeah?" says tekky-steve, "if i can hack 57 different gay porn sites, i can hack into this."
"huh?" sayd babu.
"oh, pretend you didn't hear that," says tekky-steve. |
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jul 7, 2014 13:34:45 GMT -6
"Don't do it, Steve," the computerized voice says.
"What? Why shouldn't I?" Tekkie Steve says.
"Because I can get you Chad's pec implants for free," Computron says.
"Y-you can?" Tekkie Steve gasps.
"Don't listen to him! It's a trick!" MH exclaims.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Aug 12, 2014 14:51:52 GMT -6
Suddenly, a hologram appears in front of the tank of Tekkie-Steve's boyfriend. "Here's Chad before his implants," Computron says. "Now here's Chad afterwards." The hologram changes to show the new Chad.
"I... I... I..." Tekkie-Steve stammers, blushing.
"Don't let him get to you! Stay strong!" MH cries. "You can do this!"
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Post by mh on Aug 13, 2014 23:53:42 GMT -6
"i'm sorry guys. i'm so sorry! i'm weakening, "his new pec implants just look so hot!" yells steve.
meanwhile, steve & gill, back at m.a. HQ has patched into the feed and have managed to create a remote via satellite of chad talking to his plutonic girl friend in the kitchen of their apartment."
"once i get my chest implants," says chad, "i'm gonna hook up with that hot bag-boy at the food lion! he's dreamy."
"nooooooooooooooo!" cries steve.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Aug 21, 2014 21:49:42 GMT -6
Tekkie-Steve is a weepy mess. "uuh huh. Uh-huuuh. How could I be such a fooool...."
"Pull it together, Steve. We need you." MH says.
"Chad can buy his own damn pec implants," tekkie Steve sniffs. He suddenly starts typing like a madman.
"thataboy, Steve!" everyone cries.
"What are you doing, Steve?" computron says in his cold monotone voice. "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Steve..."
Suddenly, the building begins to shake.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 20, 2014 12:20:17 GMT -6
Bits of the ceiling rain down on the tank as they roll down the hallway. "What's it doing?" MH exclaims.
"It's trying to crush us before Steve can wipe it out!" Doc says
The floor gives out and they land ona different level of the building. "You've got to do it faster, Tekkie Steve!"
"I can't work under this kind of pressure!" Tekkie-Steve says as the floor gives out again.
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Post by mh on Oct 27, 2014 23:43:39 GMT -6
"you got to boy!" yells general stonewall Jackson.
"i'm going!" "gosh!" exclaims tekki steve. "older guys always shove you around!" |
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Post by Babu Baboon on Nov 3, 2014 12:56:31 GMT -6
"wait a minute," Babu says, "You were Jeremiah Singe a second ago.
Stonewall Jackson changes back to Jeremiah Singe. "I thought a pep talk from Stonewall Jackson would be more inspiring, my good hobo. Now stop questioning my methods!" With that, he changes back to Stonewall Jackson and turns to Tekkie Steve. "Get to it, boy!"
"Okay! Okay!" Tekkie Steve says as he types away. Suddenly, a loud screech fills the air.
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Post by mh on Nov 16, 2014 22:27:58 GMT -6
"why are there a bunch of pterodactyls in the sky," asks doc quantum.
"terra-what?" asks babu.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Feb 17, 2015 16:02:45 GMT -6
"pterodactyls!" Doc Quantum exclaims again.
"They're hard light holographic projections," Tekkie-Steve says. "I might be able to hack them."
The tank is suddenly rocked as one of the pterodactyls latches onto it.
"Hurry up and do it!" Babu shouts.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jun 10, 2015 18:04:03 GMT -6
The pteradactyl lifts the tank higher and higher through the hole created in the floors above. Tekkie-Steve's fingers dance rapidly across the keyboard.
"Hurry!" Babu says.
"I'm going as fast as I can! Gyaaah!" Tekkie-Steve exclaims.
Suddenly, the pteredactyl blinks out of existance. The tank falls back through the hole and the force of it's fall causes it to crash through floor after floor.
"AAAAAAAAAA!!!" they all scream, holding onto each other for dear life.
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Post by mh on Jul 29, 2015 22:21:02 GMT -6
finally the tank slams to a halt and everyone is momentarily rendered unconscious.
coming awake babu hears, "cover me 'eskimo pie soldier'! stay alert 'not difficult' company!"
then the tank is opened and a figure leaps in, weapon drawn.
"babu baboon?" he gasps?
"sgt. brick?" replied babu.
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