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Post by mh on Aug 16, 2015 21:59:19 GMT -6
"so you finally signed up huh?" says sgt. brick, "you beatnik!"
sqt. brick, who babu hasn't seen since 'earth vs flying eels' (a prequel story written in 2017), yells, "we got contacted by those hippy dippy chicks from your freakin' opium den! your i.t. guy stevie -- smart kid -- explained how you're all stuck here like flies on fly-paper! nothing gets in or out!"
buy wait, how're you here?" asks babu.
"it's those two moonshiners of yours," replies brick, "benny and whoever. they digitized us! the real sqt. brick, my body anyway, is in this new age crap isolation chamber! stevie says to escape you got to beat whoever is runnin' this joint like a boss in a video game! then he can use that huge bank of 1970's super-computers in your old HQ in correlation with something benny and that other nut built. He says the these people fixed it so that any modern computer is no help to you."
"and you wanted to throw that old stuff out to make room for a pottery glazing room," babu says to doc quantum, who looks shamefaced.
"that all makes sense!" cries tekky steve.
"and who the hell is this flower child?" asks sgt. brick.
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Post by borgnine23 on Sept 3, 2015 22:34:14 GMT -6
As the computer fights the villain, everyone momentarily become Borgnines.
Ernestine: You're a good dancer Ernest!
Ernest: You ain't so bad yourself Ernestine!
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 18, 2015 7:21:53 GMT -6
"What in the almighty hell was that?" Sgt Brick exclaims.
"It was the Borgnine ray," Dr. Hasselhoff wheezes. "It's something we were developing for military purposes. "It disorients the enemies by making them all think they're Ernest Borgnine. We've got to hurry. A few more hits of that and we'll never make it out of here."
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Post by mh on Oct 22, 2015 0:30:31 GMT -6
"you ain't going no place!" snarls a voice and a giant head with a mullet appears.
"wait, "says babu, "you're 'the big giant head'! a huge disembodied head from the future who tried to destroy the earth. we defeated you in 1999!"
"yes!" cries the head. "you cast me into the monkey alliance phantom zone -- which is a sears floating is space that used to be in duluth. a living hell! it took me years to escape. and now i have enacted my revenge! turning you all into comic book war heroes. but somehow you've escaped!"
"and yer going back to sears!" exclaims mh as he begins blasting the head with his 1919 mauser.
then the leprechaun appears and begins hurling shamrocks at the 'big giant head'. then general sherman who fires a civil war cannon.
"singe is helping us!" cries babu, "unload on the head! but watch out for that huge whipping mullet!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Nov 15, 2015 12:31:46 GMT -6
"I can't believe he was behind the whole thing!" Babu says.
"Seems like our old enemies have been coming out of the woodwork lately," MH says, looking down at Hasselhoff before firing off another round at the Big Giant Head.
"Hasselhoff was just my pawn!" the Big Giant Head laughed. "He always was!"
"Now that you think about it, we really should have asked ourselves why the guy from Knightrider and Baywatch suddenly became a supervillain," Babu says
"You think?" Hasselhoff coughs.
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Post by mh on Apr 1, 2016 23:20:59 GMT -6
"hoff!" cries babu. "we need you! we need you back in 80's mode if we're going to survive this!"
"you mean like a true survivor? okay, i'll try, "gasps hoff.
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Post by mh on Sept 30, 2016 19:59:37 GMT -6
"we need to create a trap for 'the big giant head'! says hasselhoff.
"c'mon guys, we can do it!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Apr 27, 2017 13:04:12 GMT -6
"Are... you sre this is going to work?" Hassellhoff says.
"Well, the science is sound," Tekkie Steve says.
"We done made the perfect trap!" Kenny says.
"What better way to trap a big giant head than with a big giant hat?" MH says enthusiastically.
"OK," Babu says, clapping his hands together. "So now who's got a crane?"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 23, 2021 20:44:26 GMT -6
"We's done way ahead of you," Kenny says.
Suddeny, the end of a crane crashes through the wall. Hanging from the end is a huge electromagnet.
"I tole Buddy to go swipe the crane from the car crushing lot," Kenny says. "Ol' Dale is gonna be pissed.
kenny holds up his Monkey Alliance communicator (a used Android) to show Buddy where the giant metal hat is. Buddy quickly snags the hat up.
"Can't catch me!" the Big Giant Head exclaims, trying to make a run for it.
"Get him, Buddy" everyone exclaims.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Oct 23, 2021 20:50:53 GMT -6
Buddy swings the crane around and quickly shuts off the magnet. The metal hat goes flying and lands on the Big Giant Head with a loud meaty thud.
The Big Giant head crashes to the ground and rolls over toward the group, his eyes closed.
"Uh, guys? Doc Quantum says. "Which one of us wants to go over and make sure he's still breathing?
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Post by mh on Jan 26, 2024 23:43:59 GMT -6
a bus pulls up, and inside it is babu baboon's old childhood bus driver, gruff but lovable old gus.
"climb in everyone," he says, "and look both ways before you cross the street sweet-hearts!"
"gus!!" cries babu. "we're saved! him and his ol' timey school bus/bookmobile has found us!"
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Post by mh on Jan 27, 2024 23:28:18 GMT -6
they somehow counter-lever the big giant head onto the school bus and take off.
"git this hat off me!" shrieks the head.
suddenly the bus is surrounded by panzers.
"hold on tight, sweethearts!" yells gruff but lovable old gus, as he rams them one by one, and they explode.
"gus... something's wrong. are you sure you're still alive?" asks babu.
"there's a tray of orange slices in front of you sweet hearts!" says gus. "if anyone is sleepy they can have nap time!" |
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jan 28, 2024 20:01:52 GMT -6
Kenny starts to reach for an orange slice and Doc slaps his hand. "What ya done that for?" Kenny says indignantly.
"We don't take orange slices from dead people," Doc says, waving aa finger.
"But Gus said it's about nap time," Kenny says.
"You mutton heads!" Sgt Brick says. "We still aint rescued my body and you've got us in a situation with some sort of ghoulie!"
"We've got to get off this bus," Babu says.
"Not so fast, sweethearts," Gus says, shutting the door to the bus.
"Look at it this way," MH says to Babu. "It could be worse. If we had to get stuck with some middle-aged driver from your childhood, it could have been that ice cream man."
"We don't talk about the ice cream man!" Babu screeches.
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