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Post by mh on Jul 16, 2014 20:27:21 GMT -6
they begin opening beer after beer, with kenny sucking them thru a straw. "he's gotten slightly better, "says babu, "but we're still losing ground to the mullet."
"wait," exclaims drivann from back in the sleeper, "there's a cooler of old booze back here -- holy cow -- there's a bunch of cans of old country club malt liquer back here from the 60's! and they're ice cold! how is that possible?"
"i don't care!" cries kenny, "gimme!"
 
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Post by Babu Baboon on Jul 19, 2014 19:00:11 GMT -6
"Something tells me these have never seen the inside of a country club," MH says.
"Doesn't matter," Babu says. "They'll do the trick. They stick the beer funnel in Kenny's mouth and start pouring them down.
"I don't believe it~" Doc says. "His driving is already getting better!"
Soon enough, they catch up and start bumping up against the Crimson Mullet's rear bumper. "Gah!" the Mullet cries.
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Post by mh on Jul 19, 2014 21:35:54 GMT -6
the mullet tries going on the wrong side of the road, thru a tunnel, but Kenny hops the semi up on the side of the tunnel, avoiding the oncoming traffic.
"impossible! how'd kenny do that?" exclaims doc. "and how'd he get wasted so fast?"
"look how drunk the people on the pichur on this can are, "says mh, holding it up to doc. "they're out of their skulls! this crap is like paint thinner!"
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Post by Babu Baboon on Aug 3, 2014 19:31:59 GMT -6
Suddenly, a drunken hobo who had been sleeping in the back sits up with a cigarette dangling from his mouth. "Say is that Country Club Malt Liquor you're drinking?"
The cigarette falls from his mouth and starts to fall towards the beer funnel.
"No-o-o-o-o-o-o!!!" MH says, diving towards the cigarette.
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Post by mh on Aug 9, 2014 21:00:24 GMT -6
suddenly super-jesse appears & quickly grabs everyone from the truck, and ushers them yards away before it explodes into a fireball.
"thank goodness i was able to done save the country club," says kenny. "tom savini will be so thrilled. the lost 1960's blend of county club is listed number 3 in the magazine 'malt liquer aficionado's' holy grail. now it can done be tested & analyzed for future generations. *sigh* this adventure done had everything. malt liquer, albino bowlers, crazied manhunters, jenna jameson, circumcised skippers ..."
"but the crimson mullet is getting away!" cries babu baboon.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Aug 12, 2014 14:58:17 GMT -6
"Stop him, Super-Jesse!" Babu exclaims, pointing to the Crimson Mullet's truck.
Super-Jesse flies ahead of the truck, smashing the roof of the tunnel at the end, sealing it off. The truck comes to a screeching halt to keep from crashing into the rubble of the wrecked tunnel.
"Stopped him!" Super-Jesse says, waving.
"You could have just grabbed the truck," Babu says, doing a face-palm.
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Post by Babu Baboon on Aug 12, 2014 14:58:57 GMT -6
"Stop him, Super-Jesse!" Babu exclaims, pointing to the Crimson Mullet's truck.
Super-Jesse flies ahead of the truck, smashing the roof of the tunnel at the end, sealing it off. The truck comes to a screeching halt to keep from crashing into the rubble of the wrecked tunnel.
"Stopped him!" Super-Jesse says, waving.
"You could have just grabbed the truck," Babu says, doing a face-palm.
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Post by mh on Aug 12, 2014 20:31:40 GMT -6
"jesse what took you so long!" exclaims babu. "i signaled you on my monkey alliance secret signaling watch hours ago!"
"well," says jesse, "that chinese piece of junk don't but barely work. so when i finally got to the bowling alley, where the mullet had done blocked off the area with police caution tape for miles, i thought i was in a twilight zone episode where'd everyone on earth had done disappeared, and i sat and ate nachos and cried for a little while. then yer watch went off again, and i come here!"
"ahhhh!" cries the crimson mullet, staggering from the truck. "i jack-knifed the semi, and i'm covered in delicious micholob! and look! my mullet is sopping wet! why did you destroy the tunnel? are you trying to kill me? what is wrong with you people!?" |
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Post by Babu Baboon on Sept 7, 2014 9:50:41 GMT -6
The undamaged part of the tunnel was filled with police cars. Their lights reflected off the tunnel walls.
"So you're saying the Crimson Mullet blew up the tunnel..." Mayor Bruce Campbell says in a leery tone.
"Yes sir," Babu says. "We were truly flabbergasted by the devestation he left in his wake.
"For some reason, he's saying you guys were responsible," Mayor Campbell says.
"Wow, that guy will say anything to keep from accepting responsibility for his crimes," Doc Quantum says.
As the Crimson Mullet is being loaded in the back of a police car, he screams, "You won't get away with this! I'll get you guys if it's the last thing I do!"
"Get that nutjob out of here!" Mayor Bruce Campbell bellows.
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Post by mh on Mar 4, 2015 22:02:31 GMT -6
according to my calculations, 'dr. quantum's bowlarama of horrors' has barely edged out 'the many spooks of doctor quantum' for the most popular 'finished round robin tale' of 2014! apparently quantum was riding a wave of popularity way back in mid 2014. i am not the final arbitrator here, so please, if anyone has issue with this decision please issue a formal appeal to baboon at or before midnight of march 15th! but for now i will award this tentative monkeybadge
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